im upsettingly hipster

i have purchased a ukulele. yeah LOL

hes called Jeff, and he has a glittery elephant sticket on his neck, and hes a raging homosexual.


hes blue



lol im doing nothing tomorrow so in-between learning 'hey jude' on ukulele and singing it, imma probably be finishing up chapter 27 for you all! /it will be 18+/